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Here is something someone shared with me the other day…

Ten Fun Things About Being A Buddhist

1. You can walk around in a robe all day.

2. Two words, Tantric practice

3. While looking like you are in blissful meditation, you can be thinking about next week’s point spread on the football games.

4. You can give yourself an exotic name like Lama Rama Bama. Sure beats Bob Picklesmith

5. You have a good excuse not to eat meatloaf anymore.

6. If you lose your hair and eat yourself into obesity, you can claim you are emulating Hotei, ‘the laughing Buddha’

7. Hey, it’s not my fault! Must be your karma baby!

8. More zen books than you can read in ten kalpas

9. If you screw up this life, you get to try again!

10. The precepts aren’t commandments, just suggestions? Well, alrighty then!