"The Aliciaonary"
I am tired of people asking what a Vegan is, so I am thinking my replies will be any of the following:
An individual who is talented at reading labels.
A race from another planet.
A rare genetic deformity.
I have also come up with a new insult: "stunt cock."
Example: Oh my God, did you see what he just did? he is such a total stunt cock."
(Inspired by the movie "Orgasmo" where stunt cocks were called in to do the penetration scenes, This came to mind when I saw this guy I used to work with trying to act all macho and ignore me.)
